The Spuriously Puerile Information Taskforce (SPIT) has uncovered a shocking truth which has been kept in the dining world for quite some time. A tiny, but pleasurable, pseudo-dessert may be accountable for adding unhealthy calories to unsuspecting diners’ diets for years. For far to much time it’s been forced upon patrons, without being requested, after a restaurant meal. Through the diligent efforts of SPIT, legislation has become planned to safeguard innocent citizens out of this waistband stretching snack. In Bill 8675309, the federal government provides ban…the fortune cookie. Read on to determine how SPIT promises to rid society with the unhealthy fortune cookie and replace it using the 100% healthier and prettier ‘Daily Affirmation paper cup’!
***The Mystery with the Fortune Cookie’s History***
To make this story much more shocking, SPIT has additionally uncovered specifics of the mysterious reputation the fortune cookie. Though it may be served following virtually every Chinese food meal, the cookie was…created in the usa! And, in California believe it or not. Take the time to soak that in…all of the years you trusted you had been observing a Chinese tradition, you had been mislead. Duped. Lied to. Tricked. It’s almost criminal from the opinion of SPIT.
The fact is that there are two possible stories about how exactly the fortune cookie was developed but no one knows the true truth. In whichever version you believe, the fortune cookie was developed as an act of kindness and thankfulness receive to other people. And somehow, these little cookies became an expected free dessert. (http://www.infoplease.com/spot/fortunecookies.html)
***Ingredients That Concern SPIT***
While fortune cookies are manufactured from very simple baking ingredients, probably the most concerning ingredients for SPIT as well as the government, are salt and sugar. The components in one fortune cookie recipe calls for:
* Sugar (bad, bad sugar)
* Salt (in the same way evil salt)
* Egg Whites
* Vanilla and Almond Extracts
As you may often hear, sugar may be rumored being related to hyperactivity in children. Moreover, sugar is clearly a challenge that’s adding to the growing obesity rates. Finally, salt happen to be connected to higher hypertension which can be connected to heart problems. And, the worst is that there are suggestions that consuming sugar can lead to other addictions. In reality, one theory online claims that sugar could possibly be similar to a ‘gateway drug’ to alcohol and obesity. It’s online, therefore it should be true. SPIT just isn’t ready to discuss the truthfulness with this fact, but know you’ve been warned.
***4 Billion Fortune Cookies Annually Are Designed1 .1 .1 .
Overall, this can be a frightening finding by the folks SPIT! To enhance the horror, these ‘cookies’ are manufactured in an amazing rate of four billion cookies annually. In 2013, it was estimated there were a little more than 7 billion people in the world. That means that every man, woman, and child…it doesn’t matter how old or how young…could have almost 1/2 of an fortune cookie annually. Shocking? Yes, but SPIT is uncovering these hidden secrets to protect you.
***Daily Affirmation Paper Cups Can be a Healthy Substitution***
Now, you could think that SPIT is going to spoil all the fun of eating dinner at the favorite Asian restaurant. But, you’d be so wrong. SPIT has proposed a great, new replacement the unhealthy fortune cookie. In the aforementioned Bill 8675309, legislation is roofed that would replace the fortune cookie with Daily Affirmation paper cups! Get ready to experience your chosen calorie and fat-free beverage inside your disposable paper cup. Hold on…externally the cup can be a small peel-off section. Simply pull this tab, and “TA-DA”! You’ve your evryday Affirmation.
Forget about lame and depressing fortunes for example:
“You might be almost up. Which means you’ve got further to fall.”
“A sensible way to improve your health is to consume more Chinese food.”
“Maybe you can survive the moon over the following century.”
“Ignore last cookie.”
“This is a fortune cookie.”
Instead, Daily Affirmation paper cups would have awesome and self-esteem boosting sayings for example:
“You might be freaking awesome. Just keep being your awesome self.”
“You’re just perfect. Anybody who thinks differently is very confused.”
“Nice hair is amazing, your outfit is stunning, and people shoes…wear did you buy them?!In .
“You are a genius. Why didn’t you feel an astrophysicist? The planet needs your abilities.In .
“Support SPIT. SPIT supports you.”
Within these Daily Affirmation paper cups, diners would develop more positive attitudes plus a better sense of well-being. The mental health community would embrace this plan to bring wellness to folks across the world. Depression rates would plummet and suicide would become virtually nonexistent. Perhaps, you can also suppose Daily Affirmation cups could bring on what every beauty pageant contestant hopes to get one day…’world peace”. That’s one small step for cups, one giant leap for mankind!
***Scyphus’ Language Of Ancient Greece Civilization Link***
Several governments are actually on-board using the Daily Affirmation paper cup idea. The Printed Paper Cups Company, a division with the Scyphus Group, already makes all the perfect style paper cup with this innovative option to the undesirable fortune cookie. This business may be making products from food grade paperboard and food safe inks for years and years. It’s rumored that artifacts of cups through the Printed Paper Group have even been unearthed from the Greek and Roman ruins. However, SPIT has determined that being false as the products would have biodegraded ahead of when now. But, on the other hand, the cups are manufactured from a division with the Scyphus Group. And, from the ancient greek language civilizations, the Skypho was an engraved cup. Hmmm…Skypho, Scyphus? Would you visit a link? There may be a whole new conspiracy to take into account there!
***Today the Fortune Cookie, Tomorrow the planetIn .
But, to the Daily Affirmation paper cups replacing fortune cookies. Naturally, Daily Affirmation paper cups might be expanded to reach restaurants of all types. No longer would the thought of an after-dinner quote be limited to chinese people restaurant. All cuisines would start employing the Daily Affirmation cups. Italian, German, American, French…where ever you look, the sayings might be translated into all languages. Think of the world united in one goal…the Daily Affirmation. Yes, you can thank SPIT for your idea.